kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via kooliocoolz)

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

(via c-awlidge-hawkey)

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

Sometimes when i first clean shave my head (it helps when im hypermanic) i have the uncontrollable desire to caw really loudly at people i dislike.

(via monsterdump)